INDICA
THC: Β 33%
First Class Funk is a slightly indica strain.Β Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night!
The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You’ll feel a heady relaxation that’s unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea.
This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
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